2008... Its Gonna Be Great!

Im EXCITED! I dont just mean that little bit of excitement you feel when you win the lottery or something as insignificant as that. I mean the kind of excited that makes you want to jump up and down and maybe do a little bit of wee. The reason for my over arousal levels are simple, its a new year. I can get rid of all my bad habits, atleast for the next couple weeks anyway. No more picking my nose because it always causes blood clots, no more being too nice to people that they take advantage of me(happens everyday) and also at Toms Log Homes and Cabins(c) i will attempt to slow down and let people work at the same pace as me so they dont feel inferior. Thats usually why most of Dads employe's actually resign, it must be tough for them... :(
Also i just want to publically say how much i hate the new years celebrations. All the fire works and crap cost so much money when they could give them to charitys or underprivilleged children or anything like that, its ridiculous... That was me being serious.
Ok well I hope we all have a great year, after all this is 'our' year. The Year of the Bloggers as they call it in Kuala Lumpaur, or maybe even Tokyo. I lose track of all the year, im getting so old and wise.
Say Hi to your Mum for me?
PB
Peoples Blogger

Here Comes the Fat Man!

Today didn't feel like christmas eve, today felt like the Vietnam war, fighting off the enemy whilst holding my mate through his final breath...I had planned on spending the day buying presents and getting into the christmas spirit by doing self inspired service projects for the elderly and looking after small children for free. When all of a sudden Mother and Father (Aka the Grinches who attempted to steal Cade, the peoples bloggers christmas) said I had to go to work. As all inspirational stories have it, there are people that try to bring the hero down, in this case, it was the Grinches. I stuck to my guns, and refused work (very noble of me I thought) which caused much tension, and the possibility of no presents. No presents did not bother me, I was going to give them all to various charitys anyway, its the kids that will suffer. Lo and Behold, I wish not to dwell on the events of the past 24 hours. A personal motto of mine is "I smash the bridges behind me, so i have no choice but to look forward". Write that down folks, you can learn much from a 17 year old boy...
Here is a picture of one of the unhappy Grinches.
As the day grew old, the night awoken to the sound of a distant siren. My instincts took over, I leaped to my feet and put on my volunteer firefighter uniform. As the fire engine approached my next thoughts were 'why are there children lining the foot paths?' and 'is that Santa on the fire engine?'. The next few minutes are a blur, i became partially unconscious after being violently struck by some kind of cheap hard boiled lolly thrown by one of Santa's elf's, stupid midget. This was the happiest moments of my life...
Lollies!
I was happier than the children...
Happily Unconscious on the road.
I really enjoy Sushi. Whilst everybody was eating platters and dips of different arrangements, I went about making myself a nice little feed on Tuna, Salmon and Turkey Sushis! I thought its been a hard year for me, why not indulge myself a little.
A christmas tradition for me since the beginning of time has been a little game I like to call 'The Line Game'. I take pride in being the most spoilt, or as I like to put it, the most blessed. My line is usually the longest, in turn I am usually the winner. As you can see, during the 'line off 07', I got off to an ordinary start. Whilst Tommy T jumped out of the blocks early...
It appears that everyone bought me presents and then put them in the washing machine and they then shrunk. Not on guys. I came home strong, but to Oscars credit I couldn't reel him in. He basically ate me for breakfast. Congratulations little O, you were the better kid on the year... Here are a few more happy snaps of the joy the Line Game brings me, imagine if i'd won!

So now I'm kicking back watching the carols on Win, just soaking in the events of this challenging yet fulfilling day. I just saw a 14 year old girl sing, I think i'm in love. But i didnt catch her name. If anyone can help me, please do. I want to search her on youtube. She was on just before Kate Sabrano.
Well i hope my christmas blog has lived upto expectations. I've spent weeks drafting and redrafting, hoping to get the perfect mix and i think I have. As always, comments are what I'm all about, so tell me what you think. I'm a man, i can take it.
Look forward to a massive year of blogging in 2008.
Yours sincerely
Cade (The Peoples Blogger) Triffitt

Comments...

I'll be frank with my people, after all this is the 'people's blog'. I thought i'd get more comments from you all, blogging has become my life. I love it, i breathe it... And it makes the air smell that much more fresh when there are a few comments here and there. But at the moment i have hit a bit of a drought... Maybe its me, maybe my blogs arnt interesting enough. If thats the case, drop me a comment and tell me how i can improve. If they are good enough, tell me im doing well, like some kind of computer pat on the back ill take it as...

Kind regards, The 'Peoples Blogger'.

P.S Look forward till my next Christmas Blog, its sure to be the best one yet but i have to wait till Monday night to post it... im still drafting it.

And the Best Uncle Award Goes to....

Oscar and I have lots of fun. I like to call him mini me, because we are best freinds and he does things i do. Example...

Im very proud and honoured to be recognised by my peers as the best uncle, its a title i don't take lightly. I have had many sleepless nights thinking of ways i can better myself in entertaining children. Let me tell you, it can be very difficult. I teach him to say things like "what a bargain" and "hey man", to which we have added the hand symbol below.
By having fun i am also teaching mini me to say no to drugs. As you can see in the picture below my hand is in the shape of a bong, to which everyone can associate the use of cannibis and other illegal drugs. You can see by the look on Little O's face that he does not approve and is astounded with such insanity.

And you ask yoursleves, "why should Cade Lester Triffitt of Quinlan Cres be voted best uncle?".

Need i say more?
Say Hi to your mum for me...

A Suit and a Singlet.

Sorry its been a while folks, I just got back from travelling through the Maldives, they dont have electricity there.
Last weekend I had my Don Leavers Dinner. Having to wear a suit and tie every Sunday for the last 17 years i decided to try something a little different. Just see how thongs and a singlet would go.
I'll let you be the judge?


I think they really liked my pose...
Stay posted. Much, much more to come...